For obvious reasons, birthday cards are our most popular category: after all, everyone has a birthday every year! Our more forgetful members will be pleased to know that they can choose "Happy Belated Birthday" as an alternative to "Happy Birthday" on many of these cards. This card has optional greetings: Happy Birthday! A traditional Birthday card with balloons, trumpets, cake and of course, that tune! This card has optional greetings: Happy Mother's Day!
The average 18 year old has seen and heard it all or thinks he or she has , so "corny" is out of the question. The best 18th birthday messages tap into the mindset of your average 18 year old, who is consumed with social media and everything else online. In other words, you need original 18th birthday greetings that can penetrate this cyberspace-jaded crowd. You need to be "real" not contrived or patronizing with your birthday wish.
Funny quotations for cruising into the Golden Age with your sense of humor intact. We were going to put 65 candles on your cake, but we were afraid a jet might mistake it for a runway. Turning 65 means sometimes you laugh so hard the tears run down your leg. No more calls from life insurance salesmen.