This is a list of characters on the Adult Swim animated television series, Squidbillies. Early is an illiterate, foul-mouthed, alcoholic ex-convict. He's also quick to anger, often expressing it in violent ways via sawed-off shotgun , knife , or whatever implement is lying around. This is likely so due to the abuse he himself suffered through the hands of his father and possible incestuous grandfather GaGa Pee Pap, and his insecurities he developed in prison regarding his masculinity.
The longest individual nail was the right thumb, which grew to a staggering 90 cm 2 ft 11 in long. She decided to stop filing them and challenged herself to see how long they would grow before they started to bend out of shape. Instead, they grew out in huge extended arches, likely as a result of her careful daily manicure procedure.