So, the bride-to-be follows the advice, and on the wedding night, the newlywed couple has crazy sex all over the place. On the kitchen counter, on the living room floor, all over the house. But when she wakes up in the morning, her new husband is gone, and all she finds is a note pinned to the pillow, which reads:. She falls madly in love with him, too. Thank you kip!!!!
Oh perish the use of the four-letter words Whose meanings are never obscure! The Angles and Saxons, those bawdy old birds, Were vulgar, obscene, and impure. But cherish the use of the weaseling phrase That never quite says what you mean!
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