Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such an Asshole (Live) Lyrics
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I'm an asshole He's an asshole, what an asshole I'm an asshole He's the world's biggest asshole You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a CadillacEldorado convertible, hot pink, with whaleskin hubcabs and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights Yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at MPH getting on mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers, and when I'm done suckin' down those greaseball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why Two words: Nuclear fucking weapons, okay? Russia, Germany, Romania- they can have all the democracy they want They can have a big democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won't makea lick of difference because we got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead-he's frozen And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Denis Leary - Asshole. About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys.
One 'n one is eleven! Two 'n two is twenty-two! Won't somebody kindly tell me,What's the government is tryin' t' do Dickie's just to trickyFor a chump like me to useYou take that sub-committee seriously, boyYou could get a seizure from the evenin' newsMillions 'n millions of dollars Much as he might need