One track and field superstar is attracting attention at the Rio Olympics for something other than her skills. She's the Australian hurdler who went viral at the World Junior Championships in -- and stole everyone's hearts -- over her adorable warm-up dance. Some Instagram users are calling out the brunette beauty over her noticeably perky assets, alleging that she has had some work done. View this post on Instagram Last session completed! Semi 2, lane 8, 7.
Breasts: are they more trouble than they're worth? No — that's a rhetorical question so ridiculous that it shouldn't have even been asked in jest, and I apologize. But while knockers are a mammalian necessity, when it comes to athletics, they're often in the way, and they might even slow us down.
We get it. You watch sports for the competition. Female sports are just so much fun to watch. You don't care what these women look like at all, you just like watching to see incredible athletes go at each other. There, now that we've got that out of the way, we can get to the point.
Each beating is a gift. Men are teaching us where our place is and how to be perfect fuckholes for their pleasure. I make sure to be grateful and thank any man who spends their time and energy beating me.