I love to hold my pee until I am desperate and then to pee in public places. It turns me on to wet my pants and think no one can tell. After morning coffee I walked the dog I look after. Rounding a fenced garden area I had to pee. As I do so I see a woman in a bathrobe watching me through a sliding glass door. I pretended not to see her and kept on peeing. Knowing to be watched by a strange female while peeing is exiting.
Tears were rolling down my cheeks, I literally almost peed my pants with laughter. During one of my first long rides I felt like I had to pee. So for the first time in my adult life — I mean, we all peed in nature when we were young — I had to find a sheltered spot to pee. But this time, I had no choice!
Last week I did something that will haunt me for years to come. As I was leaving my office to head to the meet-up, I told one of my co-workers where I was going and that just myself and the meeting organizer will be there so it might get awkward. She jokingly said that sounds like a great start to my next blog post.