Despite the fact that she's as deep into chicks as any guy is, or maybe because of that fact, television personality Ellen DeGeneres seems like she'd be a great chick to hang out with. She's funny, easy-going, rich, blonde, happy in the face, and fully functional in the body. Who knows? After a few nights cruising at the strip bar, maybe she'd come back to the pad and mimic the various dancers. The fun could get out of hand, and this wise-cracking best buddy might turn into a bed buddy after all. Hopefully, she'd bring lady love Portia De Rossi along for the ride, too.